Ngeblog di blogspot

Dahulu kala.. saya bikin akunt di blogspot ini cuman buat ikut2 an saja. sekalian untuk daftar di google adsense. .. karena menurut tutor yang saya dapat.. alamat di blogspot lebih mudah diapprove oleh google. Jadi posting2 terdahuulu isinya hanya sembarangan aja , pokoknya dalam bahasa inggris.

jadi Kenapa sekarang saya ngeblog disini ? Tak lain tak bukan adalah karena blog saya lagi matek tak bisa diakses. yach, terhitung sejak ulang tahun saya tanggal 17 june sampe tulisan ini diturunkan tanggal 20 june.. http://funk.shit.la Tidak bisa diakses. Padahal itu adalah blog saya yang keren dan saya cintai. . dan sudah saya anggap menjadi pacar saya selain mp3 player, handpone, Dweb dan Igo nya kikil. Prenster ?? saya tak begitu cinta sebenernya :D:D

Pihak hostingan sebenrnya sudah mengirimkan imel kepada para membernya termasuk saya perihal ini . . inti dari imelnya bilang gini

"Early on Sunday we experienced a major vital system corruption on our Storage Area Network. Due to the size of the volume, repair time has been longer than anticipated.

Service will be resumed as soon as possible, all our engineers are fanatically working to resolve this issue."

dan klo http://funk.shit.la diakses munculnya adalah pesan error sebagai berikut

"SERVICE NOTICE UPDATE:
We apologize for the extended delay, it has taken longer than expected to get your website back up and running.
Work should be completed by the end of Tuesday 19th June.
Sorry for the inconvenience."

Perhtikan tanggal yang saya tebalkan.. katanya sudah up lagi tanggal 19 june, tapi nyatanya sampe skrg (tanggal 20) masih blom bisa diakses juga. . . .

Apakah saya harus mulai ngeblog di blogspot ??
apakah saya harus membuat blog baru lagi ?
apakah blum cukup 3x saya pindah2 host gratisan ?
apakah saya harus membeli domain name n hostingan ?
Apakah saya harus lari kehutan belok ke pantai ??
trus.. kapan donks saya akan punya pacar ??

Blogger bikin saya jadi bingung

Bloggerrr . . .. grrrr kamu bikin saya binguuuungggg
semenjak kamu dibeli sama google... kami selaku member utamanya yang dahulu waktu register tidak menggunakan akunt google.. harus pindah/klaim untuk mendapat layanan baru. nah saya sebagai member yang baik pun nurut. . .

Tapi sebenernya gimana seh caranya untuk pindah ke akunt google ??
di halaman ini http://www.blogger.com/legacy-claim.g kami harus mengisikan form username dan password

STEP 1
"Confirm your old login

Use your Blogger username and password. We'll take all the blogs under this account and switch them to your Google Account."

nah itu saya masukkan email saya yang biasa digunakan untuk login. imel yang saya gunakan di funkshit@plasa.com . . .tapi jawaban nya yang muncul. . . "User account not found" . . .padahal ketika saya gunakan untuk login dan menulis postingan ini nyatanya masih bisa . .

kemudian saya coba untuk menuliskan username nya "funkshit" tanpa pake @plasa.com , jawaban yang muncul adalah Password nya salah. jadi username funkshit sudah terdaftar, namun passwordnya salah, jadi siapa yang pake id saya itu ???

yach. . gara2 fasilitas password remember dari opera . . saya jadi ngga gitu mengingat format username dan password saya . . . alhasil sampe sekarang saya blom berhasil meng (apa yach istilahnya) .. memindah akunt ini ke akunt nya google . .

whateverlah .. ngga penting jugak

Programming language acronyms

ADA: A Dumb Arrangement
ADA: A Dumb Acronym
ADA: A Dumb Annoyance

BASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic Coders
BASIC: Badly Assembled, Severely Illogical Code
BASIC: Beginner's Algorithms for Seemingly Infinite Confusion

C: Crud
C: Confusing

COBOL: Completly Outdated, Badly Overused Language
COBOL: Completly Overused, Badly Outdated Language
COBOL: Cowards Only Buy Outdated Languages
COBOL: Cowards Only Build Outdated Languages
COBOL: Crap Operated By Obsessed lunatics
COBOL: Crap Often Bothers Our Lethargy
COBOL: Crap Ostracized By Our Loathing
COBOL: Compiles Only Because Of Luck
COBOL: Cumbersome, Overdone, Badly Organized Language
COBOL: Coded Only By Obsessed Lunatics

FORTRAN: Files Only Run Through Right At Never-neverland

LISP: Lots of Insanely Stupid Parentheses
LISP: Lots of Irritating Superfluous Parentheses

PASCAL: Programmers Against Structured Code And Language

Husband 1.0

Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog, leaving very little system resources available for other applications.

She is now noticing that Husband 1.0 is also spawning Child Processors which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomena was included in the product brochure or the documentation, though other users have informed her that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application.

Not only that, Husband 1.0 installs itself such, that it is always launched at system initialization, where it can monitor all other system activity. She's finding that some applications such as SpendingSpree 2.4, GirlsNight 3.5 and CocktailNight 7.0 are no longer able to run in the system at all, crashing the system when selected (even though they always worked fine before).

During installation, Husband 1.0 provides no option as to the installation of undesired Plug-ins such as MotherInLaw 5.8 and BrotherInLaw Beta release. Also, system performance seems to diminish with each passing day.

Some features she'd like to see in the upcoming Husband 2.0 include:

1. A "Yes I'll cook, clean etc." button.
2. An install shield feature that allows Husband 2.0 be installed with the option to uninstall at anytime without the loss of cache and other system resources.

I myself decided to avoid the headache associated with Husband 1.0 by sticking with BoyFriend 2.0. Even here, however, I found many problems.

Apparently you cannot install BoyFriend 2.0 on top of BoyFriend 1.0; each program begins damaging the other. You must uninstall BoyFriend 1.0 first. Other users say this is a long standing bug that I should have known about. You'd think they would have fixed such a stupid bug by now! To make matters worse, the uninstall program for BoyFriend 1.0 doesn't work very well, leaving undesirable traces of the application in the system.

Another thing--all versions of BoyFriend 1.0 continually popup little annoying messages about the advantages of upgrading to Husband 1.0.

Bug Warning
Husband 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Lover 1.1 before uninstalling Husband 1.0, Husband 1.0 will delete MS Clothing allowance files, before doing the uninstall himself.

More applications that won't run with Husband 1.0 include Chippendale 2.0, Netballwatching 3.5, Suremoreshoes 6.0, and Cleanup 4.3.

Applications that run very well with Husband 1.0, however, include Bummingaround 1.0, Pubnight 2.3, Golfing 2.7, Pokernight 5.3, and Wanderingeyes 4.9.

why the TV is better than the WWW

10. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.

9. When was the last time you tuned in to "Melrose Place" and got a "Error 404" message?

8. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV--even on MTV.

7. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening.

6. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard.

5. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an "Under Construction" sign.

4. Seinfeld never slows down when a lot of people tune in.

3. You just can't find those cool Health Rider infomercials on the Web.

2. Set-top boxes don't beep and whine when you hook up to HBO.

1. You can't surf the Web from a couch with a beer in one hand and Doritos in the other.

Is Windows a virus?

With the recent problems being encountered by Windows users all across the country, people are begin to ask themselves if windows is a virus. In response to the high demand for an answer to that question a study was done and concluded the following.

1. Viruses replicate quickly.
Windows does this.

2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so.
Windows does this.

3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk.
Windows does this.

4. Viruses are usually carried, unkown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems.
Windows does that too.

5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware.
Same with Windows, yet again.

Maybe Windows really is a virus.

Nope! There is a difference!

Viruses are well supported by their authors, are frequently updated, and tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. So there! Windows is not a virus.

Floppy disk care

By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks.

1. Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the disk and corrode the inner mechanics of the drive. Diskettes should be rolled up and stored in pencil holders
2. Diskettes should be cleaned and waxed once a week. Microscopic metal particles can be removed by waving a powerful magnet over the surface of the disk. Any stubborn metallic shavings can be removed with scouring powder and soap. When waxing the diskettes, make sure the surface is even. This will allow the diskette to spin faster, resulting in better access time.
3. Do not fold diskettes unless they do not fit into the drive. "Big" diskettes may be folded and used in "little" disk drives.
   
4. Never insert a diskette into the drive upside down. The data can fall off the surface of the disk and jam the intricate mechanics of the drive.
   
5. Diskettes cannot be backed up by running them through the xerox machine. If your data is going to need to be backed up, simply insert two diskettes into the drive. Whenever you update a document, the data will be written on both diskettes.
6. Diskettes should not be inserted or removed from the drive while the red light is flashing. Doing so could result in smeared or possibly unreadable text. Occasionally the red light remains flashing in what is known as a "hung" or "hooked" state. If your system is "hooking" you will probably need to insert a few coins before being allowed access to the slot.
7. If your diskette is full and you need more storage space, remove the disk from the drive and shake vigorously for 2 minutes. This will pack the data enough (Data Compression) to allow for more storage. Be sure to cover all the openings with scotch tape to prevent loss data.
8. Access time can be greatly improved by cutting more holes in the diskette jacket. This will provide more simultaneous access points to the disk.
9. Diskettes may be used as coasters for beverage glasses, provided that they are properly waxed beforehand. Be sure to wipe the diskettes dry before using. (see item 2 above)
10. Never use scissors and glue to manually edit documents. The data is stored much too small for the naked eye, and you may end up with data from some other document stuck in the middle of your document. Razor blades and scotch tape may be used, however, provided the user is equipped with an electron microscope.
11. Periodically spray diskettes with insecticide to prevent system bugs from spreading.

thats all